Hip to the Groove

Hey, I'm Maya. I'm a half dominican, half eastern european agnostic vegetarian commitmentphobe in a relationship working as a mental health technician in a psych hospital. Enjoy.
Mar 02
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You know what’s embarrassing?

dylicious:

nickjonaslovesthreesomes:

dylicious:

Reducing the number of guests for a reservation you’ve made.

[glares at all of you]

Plz, boi. It’s your HALF birthday. Call me when it’s the real thing.

I don’t do DINNER for real birthdays.  Will you come fall out of a plane with me?

I know someone who fell out of a plane onto a cow. Tore her ACL and the farmer wanted to shoot her for trespassing. True story.

  1. interestless reblogged this from dylicious and added:
    I know someone who fell out of a plane onto a cow. Tore her ACL and the farmer wanted to shoot her for trespassing. True...
  2. pagesix reblogged this from dylicious and added:
    Je suis desole :/
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