Hip to the Groove

dylicious:

whiteyfitey:

jesus snacks

True story:  I used to tell my parents that my favorite part of church was snacktime and as you might expect they didn’t like this very much.   My parents knew I loved eating Jesus these crackers so much that once my Dad bought some unblessed ones for me.  Also, I love that Catholics actually believe this is Jesus and not just a representation of him (transubstantiation).  The crackers my daddy bought hadn’t become Jesus yet.

Dude, your family exposed me to Eucharists! I remember one day you guys were talking about them and I asked what they were. And then you gave me one. They taste like Jesus [cardboard]. Mmmmmm