So maybe I don’t hate babies.
Today someone who I’m fond of told me he was having a child with his wife, who I also love. I could barely contain myself I was so excited for the both of them! So, the whole point of this is that maybe I don’t hate babies, I only hate all the people I’ve ever known who have had them. (That’s a joke… sort of. Is there anybody I know on here who has had a child that I am friends with? I hope not.)
You haven’t met that baby yet. Don’t speak too soon buddy.